Jalang’o: I can’t date a woman who doesn’t drink

Comedian Jalang’o is different. While many people believe real “wife material” are always conservative and avoid such things as alcohol, Jalang’o believes that dating a woman who drinks has it’s advantages.

 “The most expensive women in mwanamke mwenye alewi. Very very expensive. Don’t date a woman who do not drink. Ameshiba na macho yake inazidi tu kuwa white na sahio umetumia elfu sita (kumnunulia chakula) na hakuna dalili ya wewe kumguza ata mapaja tu. said the comedian. 

He went on to prove why women who drink are just the best.

“Chukua msichana mwenye analewa, kwanza hamwezi kutana saa tano, saa saba…Budget ya lunch hauna, budget ya yogurt hakuna, budget ya Java hakuna, nyinyi direct ndani ya Tribeka. Chukua Chrome Vodka, elfu moja… Bado hata haijafika katikati yeye mwenyewe tayari ameanza kukubusu na hio ni elfu moja umetumia,” said Jalang’o.