Teen Succumbs To Heart Attack After Masturbating 56 Times

Whew chile,the shock! A US teenager reportedly masturbated 56 times before he succumbed to a heart atttack. As if that is not enough,grapevine has it that he was awarded a world certificate by a Guinness representative for breaking the world record,who showed up to the deceased’s home upon hearing the news.

The teen,Jerome Carpenter,from the state of Oregon was found dead in his room after masturbating a little too much. It is heavily speculated that Jerome was battling depression owing to ‘extreme loneliness.’ His mom,Ms Carpenter called Portland police after she found his lifeless body in his room. Amid sobs, she told police that an hour had passed since she had called him down for lunch and that she knew something was amiss since Jerome was the kind to ‘to steal food off of your plate when you were not looking.’

Oregon police arrived an hour after Ms Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told reporters of the spectacle that befell them on opening Jerome’s bedroom door: ”The young man was on his bed..his penis detached from his body,it must have been so intense it just came off his body,we found his penis gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldnt’t get it out,it was tragic.”

Investigations into the whole scenario are still underway.